ginger twink gets DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC
a neuvillette visual
Neuvillette’s c7 unlocks a new hidden talent
Transcribed:
[“I guess these fish really only appear during rain”
“Wait I might have an idea…”
“Sir Neuvillette, just for a moment could you think about sad little otters
Thank you sir”]
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin
there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death